What's On at the Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Friday 13 March 2026

Murder Trial Tonight is back for it's fourth season with a brand new show "Death of a Landlord". Victor Sloane, a powerful landlord, is discovered dead in his office - his young child the only witness. Tenant, Tre Bennet, struggling with me...

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Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Friday 4 September 2026

Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026. There's no denying the world's a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope a...

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Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Saturday 9 January 2027

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